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”But the question to that answer, Meagan Prins), so I reaped some of what I sowed.

However, I’m a firm believer the best advice comes from the people who’ve had life kick the trash out of them due to their poor mistakes.

Your lesbian big sister (me) once lived in that ~hazy~ territory, and Hyper-sexual thoughts about girls began to flood my brain around the age of tender age of 12. I thought boys were sort of cute, too; I even had kissed a few of them and managed not to vomit. However, before you rush over to your local lesbian bar ready to experiment with the first cute dyke you lay your curious eyes upon, there are a few rules you must abide by (unless you want to burn bridges and get blacklisted from the community). The truth is, we are existing in a time where the likelihood of meeting an attractive human at a bar is almost impossible.

But you know how I really figured out my sexuality? Sometimes, the only way to figure out if you like something is to just try it out. I didn't know how I felt about oysters until I popped a salty, lush oyster in my mouth. And you want to find a girl to ~sexually experiment~ with in random bar? Maybe it works that way in lesbian pornos, but real life isn't a lesbian porno (sadly).

I love dad culture, all my friends call me ‘Dad,’ and so immediately I was like, oh, Dadsonas,” Gray recalls.

“From there I was thinking like, man, it would be great if there was a game where you could create your own Dadsona and, I don’t know, date other hot dads.

” I pause letting the information sink in while I sit down on my faded, tan couch.

I exhale loudly into the receiver of my cell phone and spit out the gist of the tale he just recanted.

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is a game where you play as a Dad and your goal is to meet and romance other Hot Dads.

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